[Once I met a pretty girl
Her name it doesn't matter
We made it to second base
But then she chickened out]

Oh boy when I first met you
I thought that you were special
Not like the other fools no
I thought I'd never let you go
Cos you would make me happy
I was so in love with you
But now I know that
Hey boy go away
I won't miss you anyway
I'm not sorry I let you down
I'm not sorryI fool around
We will never snog again

I heard a rumour that you
Made out with Stacy on the
School trip to Copenhagen
When I was lonely back at home
I thought that you'd make me happy
I was so in love with you
but now I know that
Hey boy go away
I won't miss you anyway
I'm not sorry I let you down
I'm not sorry Ii fool around
We will never snog again